"Why don't ghosts like rain?", "It dampens their spirits." "What do you call a ghost's true love?", "His ghoul-friend." "What do ghosts serve for dessert?", "I scream." "Why did the ghost go to the party?", "He heard it was a boo-ze fest." "What do you get when you cross a ghost with a vampire?", "A sheet music." "What kind of street does a ghost like to live on?", "A dead end." "What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?", "Hoblin' goblin." "Why do ghosts love riding in elevators?", "It raises their spirits." "What do you call a ghost's breakfast?", "Ghost toasties." "Why did the ghost take up knitting?", "Because it had a lot of unfinished business." "What do you call a haunted chicken?", "A poultry-geist." "Why don't ghosts like fast food?", "Because they can't handle the boos." "What do you get if you cross a ghost and a snowman?", "Frostbite." "Why did the ghost go to the bar?", "For the boos." "What do you call a ghost's favorite game?", "Hide-and-shriek." "Why did the ghost go to the doctor?", "Because it was coffin." "What do you call a ghost's car?", "A boo-ick." "Why did the ghost become a detective?", "To uncover the truth." "What's a ghost's favorite exercise?", "Dead-lifts." "Why don't ghosts like rainbows?", "They prefer shades of boo." "What do ghosts use to wash their hair?", "Sham-boo."
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