Why don't ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits.
What do you call a ghost's true love?
His ghoul-friend.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.
Why did the ghost go to the party?
He heard it was a boo-ze fest.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a vampire?
A sheet music.
What kind of street does a ghost like to live on?
A dead end.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin' goblin.
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators?
It raises their spirits.
What do you call a ghost's breakfast?
Ghost toasties.
Why did the ghost take up knitting?
Because it had a lot of unfinished business.
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why don't ghosts like fast food?
Because they can't handle the boos.
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why did the ghost go to the bar?
For the boos.
What do you call a ghost's favorite game?
Hide-and-shriek.
Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
Because it was coffin.
What do you call a ghost's car?
A boo-ick.
Why did the ghost become a detective?
To uncover the truth.
What's a ghost's favorite exercise?
Dead-lifts.
Why don't ghosts like rainbows?
They prefer shades of boo.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo.