"Did you hear about the taco that joined a band?", "It was shredding on the guitar salsa!" "Why did the taco go to school?", "To get a little guac-education!" "What do you call a sad taco?", "A sour cream!" "How does a taco say grace?", "Lettuce pray!" "What do you call a taco that has an attitude?", "A snappy tortilla!" "Why did the tomato turn red?", "Because it saw the taco shell!" "What did the taco say to the guacamole?", "You are avocado this world!" "What's a taco's favorite kind of movie?", "Wrap-ture films!" "Why did the taco bring a ladder?", "To reach the top shelf salsa!" "What did one taco say to the other taco on Valentine's Day?", "You're nacho average Valentine!" "What do you call a group of musical tacos?", "A salsa band!" "How do you make a taco stand?", "Take away its chair!" "Why did the taco go to the dentist?", "It had a corn in its tooth!" "What do you get when you cross a taco and an octopus?", "A taco-pus!" "What did the taco say when it got an A+ on its test?", "I'm nacho average student!" "Why did the taco start doing yoga?", "It wanted to be more flexible like a quesadilla!" "How do you keep a taco from talking?", "Wrap it up!" "What do you call a taco that can sing?", "A melodious tortilla!" "Why did the taco bring a flashlight?", "It wanted to find some fresh salsa!" "What do you call a fancy taco?", "Taco-licious!"
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