"Ava: Hi, I am Ava Delaney: Hi, I am Delaney Both: We are best friends! Delaney: We have a lot in common. We both like dance and cheer! Ava: Oh, and we have both lost teeth! Do you know the tooth fairy's favorite dance move is? Delaney: Yea!! (pause) Both: The Floss!!! (**both do floss**)", "Joke #1 The floss" "Ava: Delaney, I think you are so good at gymnastics! Delaney: Aw thanks! I had to bend over backwards just to get in! (**do backbend**)", "Joke #2 Backbend" "Ava: Nice job! So, how long does it take you to get to practice? (Pause) Delaney: Oh, just a split second! (**do splits**)", "Joke #3 Split second" "Ava: Great, in that case...want to come over Friday for a movie? Delaney: I would love to! Ava: Awesome! What's your favorite princess movie? Delaney: Of course it's Ariel!!<br /> (**do one hand cartwheel**)", "Joke #4 Ariel" "Ava: Perfect! We can watch the Little Mermaid. What do you like on your popcorn? Delaney: That's easy....Sommer Salt!!<br /> (**do Sommer Sault**)", "Joke #5: Sommer Sault" "Delaney: You are so good at jokes. I have one for you! Ava: Okay! Delaney: What do you call it when you mix a cow with a duck? Ava: I don't know, what?! Delaney: Milk and Quackers!!! (**both laugh, hahaha**)", "Joke #6 Milk and Quackers!!" "Look to the audience... Both: Here is one for all of you! Delaney: remember I said, we both love dance? Ava: Can you guess our favorite dance move? (pause) Both: The "Twist and Shout" (**both dance**)", "Joke #7 Twist and Shout" "Ava: Okay, thank you all for coming tonight! Delaney: You have been such a great audience. Ava: Before we go, tell me...what do you get when you cross a gymnast and the invisible man? (Pause) both hold hand to ear like listening and waiting for audience to answer Both: A gymnast like you've never seen!! Both flip and dance off stage....", "Joke #8 Invisible man"
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