Why don't Sasquatches ever get lost in the forest?
Because they have excellent Bigfoot GPS!
What did the Sasquatch say to its son before he left for school?
Bigfoot it up, son!
Why did the Sasquatch bring a ladder to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be off the scale!
What did the Sasquatch say when it won the lottery?
I'm going to Squatch away some money!
How do Sasquatch parents discipline their children?
They take away their Yeti privileges!
Why did the Sasquatch bring a raincoat to the picnic?
In case of a Sasquatch showers!
What do you call a Sasquatch that can play the piano?
Bigfoot Chopin!
Why do Sasquatches make terrible stand-up comedians?
Because their jokes are always a bit hairy!
What did the Sasquatch say when asked about its love life?
I'm single and ready to Squatch mingle!
How does a Sasquatch keep its fur looking so shiny?
With yeti conditioner, of course!
Why don't Sasquatches ever get caught by the paparazzi?
Because they're experts at hide-and-seek!
What's a Sasquatch's favorite dessert?
Hairy-cane pie!
Why did the Sasquatch become a detective?
Because it had a knack for tracking down clues!
What do you call a group of Sasquatches singing together?
A Yeti choir!
Why did the Sasquatch bring a camera to the basketball game?
To capture all the Bigfootage!
What do Sasquatches do on their vacation?
They go on Yeti-cations!
Why did the Sasquatch become a barber?
Because it wanted to give Bigfoot makeovers!
How did the Sasquatch respond when asked about its favorite music?
I'm a big fan of Yeti rock!
What's a Sasquatch's favorite dance move?
The Bigfoot shuffle!
Why did the Sasquatch start a gardening business?
Because it had a green thumb, or should I say, a Bigfoot!